To the tune of ‘Plaistow Patricia’
Brassy and blonde and regular mutton Jeff,
She lives for the theatre with every single breath.
Her sign name’s ‘Tits’ coz of her ample chest, oh oh!
A fresh meaty script’s what she likes best, oh oh!
Since ‘97 she’s been Graeae’s AD,
Directed dozens of shows that push at boundaries -
New and old with full inclusivity.
Like Static, Blasted, Bent and Whiter Than Snow,
Throughout the UK and as far as Tokyo!
The Queen’s a fan, and chucked her an MBE:
Jennifer Sealey
(Prefers ‘Jenny’ simply)
Jennifer Sealey
(Smiles and goes dimplyyyyy)
